What Not to Wear

Yep. Steve put on his best ass-kickin' traveling wear this morning. Thank god he will be sitting in the car...

Me: Uhhh...did you pack ALL of your clothes?
Fashionista: No.
Me: Looks like someone threw up on you.
F: I am comfortable. The colors match.
Me: No they don't. You look ridiculous.
F: I am not changing.
Me: Don't forget your black dress socks and black sandals to go with.
F: I am wearing my Birkenstocks.
Me: Wonderful. You're hot!

God help him!!!